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May tatlong magkakaibigan ang nahuli nag-jay-walking. One is black, the other is white and the third one is a yonip. Well, anyways the judge sentenced them to three years in jail (medyo severe) and will let them go right away if their penises put together will measure at least 20 inches. The white guy showed his and it measured 8 inches; the black guy showed his and it measured 11 inches; the yonip showed his and it measured 1 inch! Eventually they were let go and siempre bidahan na. The white guy said, "If not for my 8 inches we would still be in jail." The black guy said, "If NOT for my 11 inches we would still be in jail." And the yonip said, "You guys should thank me, if I did not get a HARD ON, we would still be in jail." :-oooo (that hurts...)